Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Humanity Review: Diablo Cody on Twitter

Apparently Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people using the web, your phone, or IM (their words). This is a website for people who think the status update on Facebook should be an RSS feed. I was "lucky" enough to be pointed in the direction of former-stripper/fashion-disaster and all around hack face Diablo Cody's Twitter page. Diablo Cody is the hellspawn that wrote a movie about a preggers teen who loves track shorts and sub-par folk music.

Some brief highlights in the one page I glanced at:

She mentions her Oscar.

She mentions she is getting a "wettie" while looking at some girl which I can only hope will turn into a new teen slang once her new television show hits.

She likes to quote Boogie Nights to no one at all.

She is trying to avoid using Juno-esque music in her new show so people don't think she is an "avowed freak folkie." Poor mislead DC. We all think you are a talentless wanker! Besides, the Moldy Peaches were anti-folk or as I like to call them, total rubbish. Diablo needs to stop trolling the Brooklyn Vegan message boards for new contrived genres, although to be fair, I haven't heard the phrase "freak folk" since Pitchfork slammed the Coco Rosie album.

When people follow her around she gets the urge to do something obscene. Does this girl have Marilyn Manson's number?

2 comments:

Art said...

Further exemplifying her hackness, her TV show is called "The United States of Tara".

ladymathematician said...

I am now addicted to checking her Twitter page for more inane updates.